Those of you who have watched or read Nick Hornby’s High Fidelity, will be familiar with the idea of top fives. In the movie, the main character (played by John Cusack) is a record shop owner, who spends most of the movie revisiting the demise of his past relationships, and in so doing, constantly re-imagines his top five break-up songs according to how each break-up made him feel. However, top fives are not limited to songs or relationships, you can have a top five anything: top five smells, top five colors, top five sneaker brands, top five breakfast foods, etc., anything at all.
There are only two rules to top fives: one, everyone’s top fives are different, i.e. there is no single right or wrong top five; and two, your own top five selection will almost certainly change over time, as Cusack’s did according to the particular break-up.
One top five that I spent much of my early twenties thinking about is my top five crisps, or potato chips. Much of this thinking was done in the pub because a) much of my social life was in the pub, and b) after a number of pints, one often finds oneself craving salty snacks. This craving led to the purchase of far too many bags of crisps in a variety of halitosis-inducing flavors, followed by lengthy arguments about their various merits.
The purists, and I happen to agree, would argue that you shouldn’t compare potato crisps with cheese puffs because the latter are made from corn. It would be like comparing dogs to cats. So rather than do a top five salty, packaged snack foods that are good with beer, this is simply a top-five potato crisp/chip flavors. Of course, this begs the question what my top five salty, packaged snack foods are, or if a better top five would be my top five cheesy corn snacks, but that would be another post, or number of other posts.
Please post your own top five potato chip/crisp flavors in the comments section with or
without lines of reasoning, because yours won’t be the same as mine, and my top five might even change if you suggest a flavor I’ve left out. It’s all very subjective, and, some may say, pointless, but I love top fives because they are a source of endless and purile debate, which in election season might just be the antidote you need.The “best” top five (selected according to how I’m feeling at the time) will win a flavor-selection of fine English crisps.
(Please note that you might not be familiar with some of my top five – the UK, generally speaking, leads the world in the variety of potato crisp/chip flavors available – but there are many flavors available in the US now so this shouldn’t be a problem.)
Top Five Potato Crisps/Chips Flavors (in reverse order)
5. beef & onion (sounds nasty, and is, in a way – meat flavor potatoes anyone? but, like #4, it’s a taste investment)
4. cheese & onion (similar to cheese & chive, but the onion-y tang gives it that little extra oomph now and through the morning after)
3. worcestershire sauce (it really does taste like Lea & Perrins’ classic condiment, not as stinky as #5, but still tangy enough when you’re drunk)
2. prawn cocktail (this flavor began resembling cocktail sauce (ketchup & horseradish), but these days has a slightly shrimpy, sweet tomato taste. Too fishy for some, just right for me.)
1. Of course, the king, beating out every other flavor by a country mile, salt n’vinegar. What can I say? It’s just magnificent. The perfect combination of salt and acid with the fried potato taste of the crisp. Cuts the beery mouth feel and encourages salivation, then requires more beer to refresh the slightly parched tongue, and when you get to the bottom corners of the bag where all the flavor and crumbs reside, the vinegar’ll turn your lips purple. Glancing around the pub, you tell you’re not alone as you spot other sn’v lovers by shade of their lips.
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27 thoughts on “Top Five of the Month: Crisps/Potato Chips & A Giveaway.”
1. Cape Cod, plain
2. Sour Cream and Cheddar
3. Mango Chili
(I write as I am sadly eated BAKED lays.)
I think a cultural food study could be done on the varying food tastes from country to country, based on popular chip flavours.
Here in Canada, sour cream & onion and bacon & cheese are popular, in Greece there’s sea salt and oregano and feta with tomato.
A mixture of Canadian and Italian tastes:
1. All Dressed (Canada)
2. Ketchup (Canada)
3. Paprika (Italy)
4. Salt and Vinegar (Canada)
5. Olive Oil and Rosemary (Italy)
Sea Salt and cracked black pepper
salt and vinegar
sour cream and onion
I wish I saw more exotic flavors around here.
Wow, it’s crazy how different chips are in other places. Maybe I’m a boring chip dude…
1. Mesquite BBQ
2. Crazy Calupso
4. Honey Dijon
5. Buttermilk Ranch
Oh yeah, I remember seeing “fancy” potato chip flavors in London!
Anyway, here goes, in no patticular order (because that would entail me sitting here for a long time trying to think of their ranking):
plain (aka “Regular”)
“BBQ” (but this would be the “BBQ” in the Philippines; it’s not “BBQ” as BBQ is thought of in North America)
Just an aside: there is SERIOUSLY no good chips here anymore.
Definitely, Barbecued Flavor Chips are the only ones on my list.
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I love potato chips!!!!
1. Kettle cooked plain
2. Kettle cooked salt & vinegar
4. BBQ Fritos (I know it’s corn, but still)
5. BBQ Wavy Lays
5. Roast chicken (Fiji)
4. Spicy Prawn (Japan, although the English prawn crisps are good too)
3. Sour cream and onion Lay’s
2. Okonomiyaki! (doy, Japan)
1. Jalapeño (Tim’s Cascade is the best, and a local brand)
Trying to remember/look up the names of some of the delicious snacks in Japan sent me down a rabbithole of hilarious Japanese snack food advert videos. So much funneh!
hhhmmmmm this is a tricky one.
1. Charley’s chips in the tin – no flavor – impossible to find.
2. scallion and yogurt
3. sour cream and cheddar
5. dill pickle – i’m such a jew…;-)
2. Loaded Baked Potato
3. Sour Cream & Onion’
4. Cheese & Onion
5. Red hot
You have the best flavors in England! And the strangest compared to here, but they sound good to me!
5. Sour Cream & Onion: kind of a bad reminder of childhood junk food fests but still pretty tasty in small quantities.
4. Crab: Hey, I grew up on MD crabs so a little crab ‘n’ Old Bay flavoring is a good thing.
3. Mushroom: These may not be readily available, but Herr’s makes them in tribute to southern Chester County, PA — mushroom capital of the US.
2. Plain: Yes, plain. Sometimes no extra flavoring is the way to go.
1. Salt & Vinegar: I’m with you guys. Nothing’s better with a pint of best bitters.
I have recently found this brand called DIRTY POTATO CHIPS from Louisiana, they are sold all over NYC and NJ.
They are BEST chips I have ever tasted.
My favorite flavors of this week are:
THE MESQUITE BBQ
SALT & VINEGAR
I really don’t want to try a 5th flavor. I am too frightened. These are so damn good!!!!!
Oooh, oooh! K, (in no particular order)
1. Salt and vinegar (Squares and/or Discos. Oh, and McCoy’s crinkle cut).
2. Nice ‘n’ spicy nik naks – for the nostalgia factor!
3. Cheese and onion. Classic.
4. Prawn cocktail – tangtastic.
5. Pickled onion. Preferably monster munch.
Afterthought – scampi fries – but not good in a social situation.
I’m just adding a few answers that were given on our twitter by others:
suebette – my favorites: Kettle Black Pepper & Madhouse Munchie Onion
kittieskitchen- quite often just plain salted! Tho also sweet chili, salt and vinegar and roast beef 😉
TNSmackdown – i don’t know if i have 5…sour cream and onion, bbq, sour cream and cheddar…the end.
sulineats – Jalapeno, dill,… ok, that’s all I can come up with so far.
Helen Yuet Ling Pang from foodieguide – there can only be one (I grew up in Germany) and that’s paprika, whatever the shape of crisp. Delicious…
Mmmm, I love this topic! My top 5 are:
1. Salt &Vinegar
3. Nori (green seaweed)
4. Ebi Mayo (shrimp mayonnaise)
5. Yakiniku (korean BBQ)
My last 3 are heavily influenced by the fact that I just moved back to the US from Japan and am missing Japanese junk food. Sigh.
I wish we had some more exciting flavours in London.
From the bog standard corner shop…
1.) Ready Salted Hula Hoops.
2.) Salt n’ vinegar french fries
3.) Pickled onion monster munch
4.) Tangy cheese Doritos
5.) Marmite Walkers.
He, he, there’s nothing better than a fresh beer and some salty potatoes ;D
Hope you don’t mind I added extra info, just in case anyone wants to compare.
1.- Frit Ravich Patatas Caseras 170 grs —> 1,70Euros
2.- Ruffles Patatas fritas onduladas 180 grs —> 1 Euro
3.- Lay’s Gourmet Patatas fritas finissimas 180 grs — 1,19 Euros
5.- Matutano Buggles 3D Cheese and bacon flavour 85 grs —> 1,05 Euros
I rather have my potatoes without flavour… I choose them for their texture and seeing in which oil they have been fried 😀
Jeez this is hard. I’m a potato chip junky, and working in a British pub also taught me the joy of chippies – crisp sandwiches on buttered white bread, sometimes dipped in curry sauce. It’s a heart attack waiting to happen, but oh god so tasty.
4. Smoky Bacon
3. Old cheddar and red onion
2. Lime and black pepper
1. Sea salt and malt vinegar (kettle cooked, please!)
OK, jalapeno, dill, salt and vinegar, that calbee hot and spicy one, and uh….
Hi there, I am in UK for a few days, and every time, I would go to the supermarket to get some Salt’n vinegar crisps, can’t get them easily in Switzerland. But this time, I didn’t, and went to discover some new ones and there I found this one which is really good in my opinion: Walkers Sensations: Peking Spare rib & Five Spice (oriental crackers). Must try item. I thought maybe I want to blog about it and then there I find you have a post about crisps…
I’m a big fan of Old Dutch and am thrilled that it has become available in my province. My top 5 would be (they’re not in order because it depends on my mood):
Old Dutch bbq (ripple)
Old Dutch cheese (ripple)
Old Dutch Ketchup
Nacho Cheese Doritoes
Old Dutch plain (ripple) – with dip.
Our favourite crisps are produced by a Spanish firm called FRIT RAVICH ……. we’ve only been able to buy them on the Catalane border between France and Spain …. Le Perthus and La Jonquera …. there made I think of potato starch and maize altho’ I’m not sure ….. there was a similar product made in the UK in the late 80’s early 90’s called Wheelze …. ‘cos that what they looked like ….. Paprika … Plain and my favourite S&V …… the bags of ‘wheels’ from Cataluna come in large bags of 325 gms at about 2 euros….. does anyone know if the are available in the UK ? happy munching !!
My favorie chips change as often as my mood but a few standbys.
5.Cheddar and Sour Cream
4.Sea Salt (Cape Cod)
3. Sante fe Ranch
2. Carolina BBQ (Utz)
1. Steakhouse Loaded Baked Potato
As you can tell I like a chip to be salty, with a bit of sour and a pinch of sweet n spicy… that’s the whole package.