HIT me Rachel One More Time!

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Nov 6th, 2007 by Amy

So, recenty I’ve been noticing that my blog-rant about the annoying Rachel Ray (and many other Food Network ‘personalities’) has been producing big hits on this blog (ok, big hits for this blog, which is probably nothing compared to other well-known ones). This, of course, excites me since I used to get happy when we only had 13 hits a day. I decided to look at some of the “Search Engine Terms” that have helped people reach the post about Ray-Ray and I’ve come up with a list of the best ones (and nastiest, too):

Rachel Ray Hot (wha-wha-WHAT!!?!?!??!)
Rachel Ray Photo (ewww, why? Just turn on TFN, I bet she’s on RIGHT NOW)
Rachel Ray Apron (does she ever wear one over that lovely too-tight, tucked-in mom-jean look? Why would she want to cover that up!?)
Rachel Ray Large (?????)
Rachel Ray Hairstyle (maybe they are meaning to look up “The Rachel” from the 90’s?)
Rachel Ray Butt Pics (ummmmm….)
Rachel Ray A$$ (uhhhhhhh….)
Rachel Ray Fu%king (no joke… someone out in cyber-land was actually hoping to find something with this one - me, I just threw up a little in my mouth)
I want to fu%k Rachel Ray (must be the same guy who came up with nothing after searching for #8)
Rachel Ray + hate (must be a friend of ours)

And my FAVORITE “We Are Never Full” Rachel Ray Search Engine term is (drumroll, please):

10. Rachel Ray Bong (I could not even tell you how those three words would get anyone to our blog!)

I hope I have not offended anyone, especially if you are one of the ’special’ people who have discovered “We Are Never Full” by typing in one of the above terms. Regardless of how you arrived, thank you for stopping by!

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Tags: bong, Food Network, hate, party, Rachel Ray, rachel ray butt pictures, rachel ray hot, rant, search engine

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5 Responses to “HIT me Rachel One More Time!”

on 07 Nov 2007 at 3:26 am1sher

Very funny! It is interesting to find out the words people use on Google that lead them to a blog. Gee, may Rachel herself has come to your blog. I understand that the famous folk like to Google their name.
on 14 Nov 2007 at 10:41 am2loulou

I love checking out search engine terms that lead readers to my blog.
Veerrrrrryyyyyyy interesting stuff!
on 18 Nov 2007 at 9:20 pm3Jack Page

Every so often I dig into my stats and highlight some of the more strange search terms that people reach my blog through. Tons of fun, though I’ve had some hum dingers ever since it opened in August. Oddly enough nothing strange has come up regarding the Rachael Ray Makes Me Hate Her post I made.

Yet. I fully expect the perves to come running any minute.
on 19 Nov 2007 at 4:09 pm4Jonny

so distressing was it for me to look at that picture of rachel ray face-on, that i had to stare at the bong in her hand. when that got too much I glanced at her other hand. has anyone else noticed that she’s wearing a dude’s watch? and not just any old man’s watch, but a great big, ugly black one with a bezel (sp?) on it! it’s probably her “sweetie’s”!!
top that off with the sickening contrast of stripes presented by the dish towel and her outfit, and i’m ready to yack. there really are people in this world who like her, huh? i will never get it.
on 15 Dec 2007 at 11:54 pm5Idetrorce

very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
Idetrorce